You’ve seen the countless lists online: Who are the sexiest cartoon characters ever? And time and time again, the same characters appear on these lists. Everyone from Jessica Rabbit, Gadget from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers, to April O’Neal from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
We get it- they make your boners pop.
But what about us ladies?
That’s why we at PopLurker decided to have some fun. We gathered 15 opinions of the hottest cartoon characters from the female perspective. And well, some of the answers were surprising!
15. Trent Lane from Daria
“Trent Lane was my cartoon husband. I wanted to meet a man exactly like him.”
14. Goliath from Gargoyles
“Look at that body. He looks like a wild rock-man version of Nathan, the Dethclock singer from Metalocalypse”
13. Gambit from X-Men
“That red hair. That French-Creole accent. Those cards! What’s he gonna do with those cards? Who knows!”
12. Dad Goofy
“There just a crazed unpredictability to Dad-Goofy from the old 1950s Disney shorts that’s just so sexy. Is he going to raise the baby and clean up after him? Or is he going to snap and kill him? The contrast is just so alluring!”
11. Cleo from Heathcliff
“Cleo from Heathcliff is a problem. I’m a straight female who isn’t into cartoon fur-girls by any stretch and Cleo even makes me look twice and blush.”
10. Vampire Hunter D
“Vampire Hunter D is so incredibly sexy. He’s half-human, half-vampire, and a quiet mysterious killer. Plus, that hair…that hat? Yum.”
9. Barney Rubble from The Flintstones
“He makes me laugh. I like funny guys.”
8. Evil Hans from Frozen
“Hans is such a wiener through most of the movie. But once we find out he’s evil, his body language is so swaggering and sexy that I kind of wish he’d use that sword on me.”
7. Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair
“Keep your Jessica Rabbit. Princess Daphne is the one who challenges my sexuality!”
6. Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
“He was reincarnated to fall in love with you and protect you. He tries to kill you like, five times and is easily brainwashed. Moon Crystal, GIMME!”
5. Touga Kiriyu from Utena
“He’s just the OG Anime Fuckboi.”
4. Robin from Teen Titans Go
“I’m so ashamed to admit it, but I find Robin so sexy I can barely deal. That whole unhinged thing doesn’t hurt, either.”
3. Prince Naveen from The Princess and the Frog
“He’s just so suave and dreamy and he’s such a good dancer. What do his other moves look like?”
2. Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty
“The way he handles that sword again the dragon at the end of the movie. His determination to reclaim his love. His actual personality which had never happened to a Disney prince before? Swoon and sigh…oh Prince Philip.”
1. Lupin from Lupin the Third
“He’s just so cute and effortlessly cool. I want to solve mysteries with him, pound booze, and tap that ass.”
Hungry like the Lupin, er, Wolf indeed…
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