Preorders Open on Masturbating Anime Girl Doll from Nin-Nin-Games (NSFW)

You know how sometimes you see something so terrible and fascinating at the same time that you’re left with no choice but to write about it?

Welcome to every day in my head.

While scouring the internet for fresh Toy News for PopLurker’s sister site, Toy Wizards, I stumbled across something that left me scratching my head. Right there next to the brand new Gundam figures and One Piece statues that were available for preorder was this naughty little lady. She’s an original creation, not based on any preexisting franchise or show, and she can be yours for a very specific $201.15.

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Before we get into the specifics of what is happening with this doll, I want to discuss some trends in these, what I will affectionately call, ‘Underage Jack-Off Statues’. Any Oldtaku who has spent time in Japanese toy stores and hobby shops is no stranger to the vast array of hentai figures available on the shelves. While many of these statues are depictions of adult female characters with hot, luscious tits, bending over so you can appreciate their puffy, panty-covered slit…

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Other figurines are much more unfortunate, showing off depictions of girls that are way too young, straddling carrots or bananas.

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I hate this so much. Nothing good can come of this.

And for the uninitiated, these dirty little girl figurines exist by the hundreds. Here’s a quick story for those who like to hear my rambling: Years ago, my older sister who does not indulge in Nerd Culture was dating a very strange and very rich man. She was at his house one day when she called me via FaceTime.

“Loryn, look,” She’d said, “He collects anime stuff just like you.”

My sister proceeded to flip the camera around and show me stacks and stacks of shelves, simply covered with these statues underage girls riding fruits and vegetables. My face paled and my heart sank. I knew the unfortunate answer I never wanted to know. Whenever I went into a toy/hobby shop , looked at these vulgar pieces of sad little girls and thought to myself ‘Who buys these?’ I now had to know the answer.

And trust me– it’s no one good.

Naked adult anime women = Yum.

Naked underage anime little girls = Ew.

Now you know everything.

So, getting back to the statue at hand, let’s take a moment to really examine what is happening in this scene.

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This seemingly teenage girl is at a park at night. You can see this in the featured image and in the one above by the jungle gym in the background and the lantern. The sky represents that it is past dusk. Splayed out on a spring-loaded rocking toy of a pink rabbit, the girl is naked with the exception of socks, shoes, a scarf, and a garter. Now, here is the kicker, and some of you out there may not have the experience to recognize this, but stuffed inside that garter is a remote with a string attached to it.

The string is controlling a vibrator with is presumably stuffed inside of her snizzle.

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This is meant to go on your shelf, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, please don’t misunderstand– everyone is perfectly entitled to get off however they want. I’ve said it a billion times and I will continue to say it; as long as all parties involved are of legal age and are consenting to the actions depicted, sky is the limit for what you enjoy. I am by zero means shaming anyone who looks at this statue and feels a little twitch. That’s cool– she’s spread in action and it’s sexy to an extent.

But it just leaves me with so many unanswered questions that it’s hard to just look at it as a piece of sexual art and move on. I mean, what prompted this fictional character to diddle puss at the park? Do her parents know where she is? Is she of legal age? Is she being filmed?

And what about the real-world owner who is supposed to display this with pride? Like you came over to your buddy’s pad for a few drinks and the newest Game of Thrones, and this toy is just there on the shelf? I mean, you can view it as a conversation piece, but now you have to look them in the eye and present you don’t see a masturbating anime figurine out in the open. What do you do then?!?

But you know what? We can do an experiment. Together, we can learn the answer. If I get enough Ko-Fi donations to buy this thing, I freakin’ will. And I’ll put it on the shelf and invite my kids’ friends parents over and record their reactions.

Sounds like a super good idea.

Doesn’t it?

 

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