Aaron knows when to make a party. He always reads his instructions and makes love like a banshee. He likes going places, eating stock, and fishing for new creatures. He currently resides in the Midwest with his lovely wife, two yukyusha, and five carnivorous pets.

Turn-Ons: a fireplace, the ocean, Ozark Mountains, butts.

Turn-Offs: Sociopaths.

You can find Aaron on Twitter, Facebook, Radio, Soundcloud and his Website. His greatest achievement on the internet that his children will see someday and discuss with their therapist can be found HERE